Sep2

The 10 List Results

You were asked a simple, yet unwaveringly difficult, question. If you could only have 10 bottles of spirit for the rest of your life, what would they be? 29 of you submitted your lists and they included over 121 different spirits. After some grueling compilation, I’ve come up with the official Top 10 list.

The Top 10 List

  1. Luxardo Maraschino Liqueur
  2. Plymouth gin
  3. Chartreuse Green or VEP
  4. Carpano Antica
  5. Cointreau
  6. Sazerac 6 rye whiskey
  7. Noilly Prat dry vermouth
  8. Havana Club Blanco
  9. Bombay Sapphire
  10. Lemon Hart 151 rum

Other Interesting Results

  • Of the 222 submissions, only 4 were vodka (one was watermelon flavored).
  • 22% were various lusty brand of rums.
  • No one listed Cachaca.
  • Tequila might as well have taken a nap.
  • Benedictine sadly only got one vote.
  • Nearly no one favors the same single malt.

I was originally going to list a bunch of recipes for cocktails you could make with The 10 List (Last Word, Hell in the Pacific, etc.) but instead, I decided to go with an original created by Darcy and myself.

Indie Monk Swizzle

  • 1oz Lemon Hart 151
  • 1/4oz Chartreuse
  • 1/4oz Cointreau
  • 1/2oz lime juice
  • splash simple syrup

Add the melange of ingredients to an appropriately sized glass. Fill with enough crushed ice that it lovingly spills out over the top. Swizzle until frosted.

Darcy from Art of Drink and I developed this magical potion in about 3 minutes while chatting in the Mixoloseum Lobby. Join us there for crazy cocktail conversation at all hours of the day.

I asked Darcy for a 25 second history of the cocktail, and this is what I got: “Rick posed question, Darcy fired up the “brain,” neurons collided, sparks flew and a piece of ticker tape popped out of Darcy’s mouth with the recipe.”

I was thinking of something a little more like this: “Frère Jerome Maubec was more than just the apothecary for the La Grande Chartreuse monastery, he was also an avid explorer and often set sail under the flag of Pâté and butter in search of new lands. One of his first expeditions led him to the uninhabited island of Guyana where he immediately fell in love with the sugar cane that grew there. Having already established his favorite herbal potion, he chose to try his hand at distilling rums. And one day, while examining his work, he accidentally dropped the glass of Chartreuse he was sipping, VEP of course, into the pot. And at that, a new cocktail was born!”

Note: This history is pretty much 100% lies, kind of like when Blair tells me his method of blanching almonds for orgeat syrup is “easy.”

Cocktails You Can’t Make With The 10 List

  • Sazerac
  • Zombie
  • Absinthe Suissesse
  • Negroni
  • Margarita
  • Steve Crane’s Scorpion Bowl

KP Questions

  1. What surprises you about this list?
  2. What other cocktails would you make?

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Aug21

Only 10 Bottles

I’m going to go out on a limb here and wager that when you open your liquor cabinet, you have trouble deciding what to make. However, the problem lies not in the lack of options, but the sheer abundance of them. Should you use the Aperol or Campari? What one of ten [...]

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Aug3

Recipe Comparison - Scorpion Bowl

After completing this recipe comparison, I have come to many conclusions, but there is one that is indisputable. I will -never- get scurvy.

The Joy of Mixology

2oz light rum (used Cruzan)
1/2oz brandy (used Salignac)
2oz orange juice
3/4oz lemon juice
1/2oz orgeat (used homemade)
1/2oz 151-proof rum (used Lemon Hart)

Shake with ice and strain into an ice-filled glass.
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Jul21

Lessons Learned From Tales of the Cocktail

If you are having trouble finding Jeffrey Morganthaler, it’s because you haven’t looked at the pool.
When every bar you go to is four deep, find Jeff Berry in the lobby of the hotel and he’ll ply you with Clement XO.
You might think it a good idea to go to Pat O’Briens for a Hurricane; in [...]

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Jul19

TotC - Saturday - Live Blogging Making Your Own Cocktail Ingredients

4:29pm - Our panelists today are Erik Ellestad, John Deragon, Jamie Boudreau, and Robert Hess.
4:34pm - Robert Hess takes the mic to talk about bitters. He ran into Abbot’s bitters on ebay. It survived through prohibition, unlike many bitters, but it wasn’t made past the 60s. No one knows what happened to [...]

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Kaiser Penguin is a blog about cocktails for the erudite mixologist.

Why on Earth did you name your blog “Kaiser Penguin?”

It is a well-known fact that penguins are members of high society and enjoy fine cocktails. Our very own kaiser penguin would like me to mention that he also enjoys various treats from the sea.

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